YOU ALL ARE
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!
IT GOT BETTER
Officially the most offensive picture on the internet.
I AM SCREAMING
mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—
whenever someone offers you money say ¥€$
this is me at a party when im too drunk
I can’t even open a program to screenshot this
Everything is good
"im genocidal" thats cool "im genocidal" okay eridan we get it "i kill angels for fun" yeah okay "im genocidal and my moirail left me" no one cares eridan "i just killed all of these people because im genocidal" I CANT BELIEVE THIS I NEVER WOULDVE GUESSED HOW COULD YOU
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
Let me bring you a thing back
- blond= male
- brunet=male or female
I did not know this.
things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.
welcome to the basics of stealing from French
put on your war paint
World’s Shortest Photoshoot (via Kathrin K. und Kötis)
You know what, though? You reblogging stuff matters a lot to the people who make graphics, write fics, draw, etc. Otherwise no one would ever see those things. And the people who follow you do so because they like the selection of things you choose to reblog. So what you do is equally important. Thanks for doing it.
omg dude that is such a sweet response